The Richardson Family

I have let Sarah Meredith open some "Alice in Wonderland" chapstick. Well, it looks a lot like chapstick to me. I look in the rear view mirror of my car and see bright pink covering her entire lower face.

Me: "Sarah, I didn't know that was real lip gloss with color or I wouldn't have let you have that".

Sarah: "Why not?"

Me: "Because young people don't need lipstick and stuff because they still have lots of color in their lips. When you get old, you wear lipstick because you lose all the color in your lips".

Sarah: "Oh, ......... is old disgusting?"